May 2013
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ohdickins:
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nevvzealand:
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
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So zesecrettobuttering bread and I are watching Doctor Who
and we watched Army of Ghosts and Doomsday this evening
and it was not fun reliving childhood memories
I remember, after first seeing that last episode, calling her (or she called me) and we were both just hysterically sobbing down the phone at each other
and now, 7 years later, we both sat under her snuggie, eating pringles and...
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leftforbed:
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mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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dean-ilostmyshoe:
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sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a...
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URGH HOLBY CITY FEELS
also
skinny ginger witch…
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davethatcameraguy replied to your post: davethatcameraguy said: this morning our cat left…
tiger brought home an ENORMOUS rabbit once. as big as her. it was crazy ;0;
That’s mental! Cats are brilliant hunters… I can only hope that Polly just sticks to her leaf massacre
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davethatcameraguy said: this morning our cat left a massacre of dead chipmunks at the back door. there were 3 ;—; (also i want this cat)
Awh, poor little chipmunks! :(
Our old cat once left a headless rabbit outside of our bathroom. That wasn’t nice.
NO MY POLLY MY POLLY
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skyrimstan:
Xbox: VCR Edition
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natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
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Bluestar: Fireheart don't do the thing
Fireheart: *does the thing*
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Born of Salt and Smoke: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
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davethatcameraguy:
It’ll be nice when I have my own place and it’ll be quiet 24/7.
And also clean.
I just want it to be a year from now when I’ll have more than enough money to rent my own place with Nickelarse :3
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do you know what i like?
Stone Temple Pilots
do you know what I love?
Chester Bennington
combine the two….
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alifechasingghosts:
sarcastic-butterfly:
Roosters don’t even have teeth wtf
it’s honestly just because they couldn’t call their company “Cockbite”
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